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ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴄʜɪʟʟ, 

ɪ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ɪᴛ

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When I was 11 years old:

My Home:

Lysander (Me): ♩Hooked on your tongue Ooh, love, your kiss is deadly, Don't stop!♩(I was totally vibing to senorita by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello)

Lily: You're disgusting and I won't kiss you. Your mom is calling you by the way.

Lysander (Me): (Not realising she was saying something because I had my airpods on) ♩I love it when you call me senorita♩

Lily: Ly!!!!! Oh wait, senorita!!!! (shaking me)

Lysander (Me): WHAT? (taking off my airpods)

Lily: Senorita, your mom is calling you.

Lysander (Me): Senorita? (I knew the joke and what she was gonna say but I wanted to be entertained)

Lily: You just said you like it when I call you senorita soooo... I thought you would only respond if I called you that.

Lysander: Lame. (ISTG, some people cannot be helped she is one of those cases :D)

(I leave the room)

Lily: (Screaming from behind) HOW WAS MY JOKE!! I BET YOU LIKED IT!!! HA!! I KNEW YOU WERE SURPRISED WITH MY UNBEATABLE HUMOR SKILLS!!!

Lysander(Me): ... (In my mind I thought, the only thing I am surprised about that it actually meant that to be a joke)

                                                                XX~𝐿𝓎𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇~XX