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|54|--- 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙽𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚖 𝙳𝚘𝚠𝚗

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"Hey, you Scamander!" Lucy Weasley called me. 

I turned back and saw her. She was a redhead around my height with a pouty face as if I did something that offended her. I can assure you this is the second time I talked to her in my life. I have NO IDEA on what she is scheming.

"Can I copy your essay on Banshees please!" she commanded giving me the ugliest puppy eyes that I couldn't help looking at.  "Why do people keep begging me like a beggar. Go do it yourself do you see me begging for anyone's help? Learn to live." I told her. At this point I was actually super annoyed by people always expecting help from me and at the end of the day the group and treat me like trash.

"So much of a help! I only asked for an essay not your life" she said. 

I can assure you that I'm so selfish that I wouldn't even let anyone take my stuff without arguing or with my permission there is no way in any point in my life I would give up myself for these terrible creatures named humans.

Ok you will be like hey you wanted to be a spy and all that aren't you supposed to like love protecting these ruddy humans then? Nah... I want to be a spy because its fun and it keeps me in my toes. So basically self entertainment not for the sake of saving people or anything. It's just for the thrill.

"You're so mean and selfish" Lucy said angrily. "HOW ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF LIKE THIS YOU UGLY PIECE OF TRASH!" She screamed. Ahhhh.... I was thinking why this reaction was so delayed.

I mean if you want something desperately do it yourself and don't make a scene out of it. I just gave her a poker face as a reply and started walking away because I can't deal with all this drama.

"YOU FRIENDLESS LOATHSOME LITTLE PIG FACE!" She screamed across the corridors. I must say that the way she described me was very wrong. I really have nice and sharp symmetrical facial features with prominent cheek bones and I can assure you I'm not round faced. If you see zodiac way then she could have called me a goat because I'm am an Aries or she could have called me a rat because that's my Chinese zodiac.

Then she screamed something behind my back which I did not pay much attention to because Val and me were discussing about the latest wizarding trend on wearing weird and colourful watches as we walked to the great hall for lunch.

"I know right it looks so childish! I don't understand why that's even cool!" Val exclaimed out of total disgust as Jared came in wearing a green strapped watch and screamed "Guess what Hugo's dad gave me and Lorcan this rare edition Candy Watch!"

"OVERRATED. BRUH." Val said. "They look like the ones you can get in a garage sale you can get for free" I commented supporting Val.

We talked over... Sorry correction my room mates talked over lunch as Hugo and Lorcan joined us too and were debating about the latest gossips and news.

"YOU SELFISH DOG! YOU DON'T DESERVE THESE PEOPLE!" I heard Lucy Weasley's voice behind me. I as a free citizen of britain chose to ignore  this statement for which I was worshipped with an overturned glass of a peach drink over my head.

"BRO ARE YOU INSANE?!" Lorcan asked getting up quickly and frowning while the others were surprised and Val was on the floor laughing.

I gave no reaction and decided to eat by sausages and lettuce. I could say she was pretty mad that I did not react, I mean that's the best part right?

"Ohh-(chuckling) Gosh Lysander you good?" Val asked chuckling like a patient who escaped from the mental hospital ward. Reason he was admitted to the mental hospital probably because he swallowed a rubber duck.(This line explains why his voice is squeaky)

"YOU!" Lucy went to grab be when Jared pulled me sideways and warned her impatiently "Behave yourself Weasley!"

I can't believe this fight is lasting this long. It's embarrassing to admit that this is a fight that a 12 year old will have. I mean really just grow up already! It's not like cheated on you with another girl!

"You need to calm down Weasley. If you don't then I'll have to do it manually myself. So I kindly request you to shut up and leave" I said coldly. I mean yes I was angry cause it the juice was definitely making my hair and skin sticky and yucky so yeah.

"Don't think you're so great and all that. You're no hero to speak punch lines" she said.

"Villains have punch lines too honey...."

                                                                             XX~𝐿𝓎𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇~XX