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|94|-- 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎, 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

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ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴍᴏᴠᴇꜱ ᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ, ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ

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I found myself half asleep at platform nine three-quarters today. What a shame, it was 10:40 am but for me it was still the middle of the night. "Lysander, Jennie is there" Lorcan said ruining my mood.

"I can't deal with this right now" I said in a low rumbling voice. "Val! Here!" Lorcan screamed as he saw Val turning around searching for us. "Hey! Sup guys!" Val said.

"Your sister is coming this year right?" Lorcan asked. "Yup! We were not surprised when she got the letter, afterall she did show many signs of being magical" Val said.

"Amelia!" Val called his sister out. A short black haired brown eyed girl appeared from the crowd. "Do you remember me?" Lorcan asked, bending down to her height.

She nodded her head as a response. "Amelia dear, open your mouth and SPEAK" said Mrs. Anderson. "Yes mum" Amelia squealed.

"Guys!" Hugo and Jared came running towards us with their trolleys. "Hey" Lorcan said, giving them fist bumps and half hugs. This was when I felt that even though we appeared as a group, I was still oil and they were water and I guess it's fine.

"Guys, the train leaves soon. We better get on and find a compartment" Jared informed us. "I'd like to be left alone for a while before torturing myself, see you guys in around 4 hours" I told them and walked away.

I'm not breaking my 3 year streak of having peace (at least a little) before torturing myself by living in this cruel world.

I went through the train carriage and found a comfy compartment. I took out my headphones and put them on. I'm just going to kill the battery by playing all the downloaded songs.

Around an hour had passed by and to my surprise, I was actually able to get some peace, no one had searched for me and neither had anyone approached me with chocolates. I'm on cloud nine right now.

Then the compartment door slid open. WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING TO PUT ON THE FREAKING LOCK. If I had put on the lock amd someone knocked the door, I'd act as if I died and not respond and continue the peace.

As a dead pale skin, amber eyed, straight black guy as tall as me (yay I don't feel like a dwarf anymore) had just walked in. It was Asher Alexander Larsson, oh gosh we share middle names.

Well if you have never heard of him. He's the all in one sweet heart every girl loves. Tall, good looking, academically strong , plays Quidditch, social butterfly and recently there is this trend that being evil is cool so according to the 'Hogwarts Society Math'.

Calculations:
Evil = Slytherin
Evil = Cool
Cool = Popularity, girls, good grades, good looks
Thus, equals and equal to equals,
We can conclude that, Slytherin = Cool
Since Asher belongs in the house of Slytherin
So, Slytherin = Cool = Asher
Thus, by Euclid's first axiom equals are equal to equals.
Asher = Cool = Popularity, girls, good grades, good looks.
Hence Proved.

"May I join you" he said seating himself opposite to me. "No you may not" I said giving him a glare. "See I don't want beef bro" he said trying to start a conversation. "I don't like eating beef so it's a win-win situation" I said trying to end it in a joking manner.

"You're funny, by the way my name is-" he said giving a celebrity smile I cut him off, "What do you want?" I asked him as I sighed and took my headphones off my ears and hung them on my neck.

"I just wanna make some friends, that's all, '' he said. Ha! Friends? With a person like me? Last time someone tried to be my friend against my will it didn't go well. Firstly, why does he wanna be friends with a weirdo like me? Of course there is an ulterior motive to this.

"I don't have any ulterior motives, I just want you to spread some happiness and kindness" he said smiling.

Look boy, you can hide behind that stupid smile all you want but I can see through you. 'Wanting to spread kindness' is the worst excuse you can come up with and from a Slytherin its almost disgusting.

"Just go, I don't wanna talk or be your friend" I said nonchalantly in a lazy way. "Why? Can you tell me why I can't be qualified to be your friend?" He asked. That's all, I'm done with him. "Get out" I said in a harsh tone.

"Ok, I'll respect you" he said and gave that stupid celebrity smile and walked out. YES HE'S GONE. Right after he left Potter came in. Oh gosh.

"Scamandy" she said, sitting next to me as she leaned on my shoulders. I immediately moved away to the other corner of the seat. "How is it going?" She asked. "I had peace for one hour, two minutes and twenty seven seconds" I said in distraught.

"You have had happiness for long enough. It's time for me to shine" she said dramatically. "Get out" I said in a frustrated tone. "I love how you think I'll listen to you" she said with an evil smile.

"Hey I forgot my wallet" Asher said as walked in. "Hey Lily" he said, giving a sweet smile. "Hi" she replied back. And my detective Sherlock brain got activated.

Asher —> Smiles at Lily
Lysander —> Groans at Lily
11 yr Lorcan —> Smiled just like Asher when he used to like Lily.

11 yr Lorcan feelings = 14 yr Asher feelings

Crush itis syndrome detected in 11 yr old Lorcan:
1. Dilated pupils
2. Sweating more than usual
3. Trying hard to look normal
4. Dopamine release
5. Oxytocin release
6. Butterflies in stomach
7. Tries to get attention

All these 7 were detected in Asher but Asher clearly did a better job than 11 yr old Lorcan.

Thus we can conclude that,
Asher —> Likes Lily
Asher —> Made a presumption that me and Lily are close like everyone else. Thus, he wants to get close to her using me.

Omg, everything finally makes sense.

"I'll be going" Asher said as he walked out, tossing his wallet from his right hand to the left. "He's hitting you so bad" I informed her with a little chuckle. "Really?" Lily asked surprised and a little flustered.

"Ey! If you're gonna romance him , find another compartment, now get out!" I said pushing her off the seat aggressively. "Be a man, Lysander Scamander, stop fighting with a girl like this" she said as she pulled my shirt.

I dragged her and pulled her and threw her out of the compartment and locked the door and like a bully she knocked on the door and said, "OPEN UP LYLY!"

Then I heard another voice from outside, it was Jennie. I put my ears on the door. "Is Lysander inside?" She asked. "No, I'm just a psychopath who thinks Lysander is inside here so I'm knocking the door calling him" she said sarcastically.

Then Lily knocked on the door again. I jumped and moved away from the door. "Dude your girlfriend is here don't you wanna open up?" Lily asked in a cruel voice.

I ignored her. Eventually her and Jennie gave up and walked away from the compartment. The next few hours I listened to music and killed my time.

Two hours before reaching Hogwarts I joined my roomies and we did some talking about the holidays. Nothing much.

As I walked towards the thestral carriages I saw Asher giving me a glare. I gave the blank glare which no one likes back at him.

The most popular boy needs help from the most quiet and intimidating boy. You and me, we got reputation to maintain and who knows how all this drama is gonna come to an end.

I know for sure that he's not going to stop approaching me cause he is an idiot who probably thinks I'm Lily's boy bestie or something. Yuck, Imagine being that paranoid and delusional.

The year has just started and drama has already started walking into my life.

XX~𝐿𝓎𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇~XX