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WARNING: NON-ELITE WORDS, DARK HUMOUR, MILD SEXUAL CONTENT. IT'S NOT THAT BED THOUGH TBH BUT STILL-
❝ 𝐆𝐔𝐘𝐒 ❞ Val called us as we were all sitting in our dorm bed. YES! I have returned back to prison! Also known as Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Holidays were boring after Lily left. I just worked in a yoghourt shop which had this weird ass turquoise uniform and made a little money.
"It's been a long time since we played something spicy" Val announced. "Umm, not today guys" Jared said as he buried into the potions book. "COME ON ONLY TODAY AFTER THAT I PROMISE YOU CAN KEEP STUDYING" Val begged. Jared sighed and slammed his book close.
"Look we have been playing safe for too long, it's time to get crazy" Val said dramatically. All of us gathered ourselves in a circle with snacks and drinks.
"Rules are simple, only dark and spicy questions are allowed and we'll play 10 rounds so, total 10 questions and each of us get to ask 2 questions and we have to answer truthfully if we don't then punishment dare.
"CAN I START I HAVE A GOOD QUESTION" Lorcan said. "Ok start" Val said.
"How many times have you kissed?" Lorcan asked. "I DON'T COUNT THAT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BRO" Val screamed in frustration. "Fine, tell me how many people you have kissed" Lorcan questioned.
"I've kissed like four girls" Val answered truthfully. "FOUR!? Dude, who are those other three!?" Jared asked. "Shhhhhh" Val said, placing his fingers on his lips. I just don't know how they're going to react when they find out I've kissed the same girl three times and I have never dated her.
"Zero for me" Hugo said in a bored tone. "Seven girls for me and a total of 9 kisses" Lorcan said proudly. "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU HAD A LIFE" Jared said in surprise.
"Zero for me unless you include my pillow" Jared said chuckling. It was my turn. I felt like I was about to suffocate. "Three times the same girl" I choked and Jared had died. He laid back on his bed ghost-struck. "DUDE YOU SURE SHE ISN'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" Lorcan asked, freaking out.
"WHO THE FUCK? I- I DON'T" Hugo stuttered. "I bet it's Lily" Val said. "I'm not telling" I said. "CONFIRM ITS LILY!!! DUDE LIKE HOW BRO?" Val asked. I was getting really annoyed right now.
"Ok next is me" Hugo said before the big fight over Lilysander starts. He was thinking of a question for a long time. Val and Lorcan were getting impatient and then Hugo asked, "Who do you think is the hottest girl and guy?"
