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𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐄𝐃 HOUSE Streets of Diagon Alley I and Lorcan were awkwardly standing near Leaky Cauldron waiting for the rest of the idiots to arrive. "I told you we should have left an hour late! What made you think they'll be here right on time, we don't have wifi or data too" Lorcan complained.
"Jared should be here, I wonder why he's running late, probably his mother- I mean that devil of a bitch" I said. "Ly, don't respect your elders'' Lorcan said laughing. I gave him a blank stare. "Hey!!" Jared mouthed us as we saw him far away walking towards us.
"Brooo" Lorcan said as he walked towards him and they gave each other a hug. "Hey" I said Jared came in for a hug, I flinched and he switched to a handshake. "How's it going?" He asked smiling. "Ok" I replied. "Bro I can't believe you wrote me like 27 letter like bro, how?" He asked. "I can text and write I just can't do face to face, it gives me anxiety" I replied.
"Will Val reach by at least tomorrow?" Lorcan asked, laughing. "Bro, he went to Brazil man, he just came home yesterday, give him a break" Jared replied. "What happened to Hugo?" JJ asked. "Let's be honest he's so extra, no one likes him" I said, smirking. "I think he's cool, he is the only one who can understand me. You are a psychopath. I still can't relate to you, he's more like my brother." Lorcan said.
"Do you like Hugo?" I asked him. Oh no, the lemonade Lily gave me is taking its effect, I am becoming drunk. "Bro, no I don't" Lorcan pleaded. "You do that's why you're defending him, I was born in the same uterus as you! You have to be supporting me" I argued. "Oh no" Jared sighed.
"Then do you like Lily?" He asked. To be honest, I don't know but if I tell him that he'll start a Lilysander (Oh my god our names merge together like two moles of hydrogen and one mole of oxygen to make two moles of water, a perfect balance which is necessary for life) fan club so I'm denying this time.
"I don't like her" I replied. "I'M HUNGRY I'M GOING TO DIE HOW ABOUT WE SIT DOWN AND EAT!" Jared said desperately trying to change the topic. "Hugo and Val?" Lorcan asked. "See, he mentions Hugo's name first" I said, smiling like a maniac. Ok, something is wrong with me.
"We'll wait for them inside, they can figure that out" Jared said. We walked inside and ordered some tongue tying lemon squash. "How was holidays and all that?" Jared asked. "I saw him naked" Lorcan said. "Tell me one reason he's not gay, he likes seeing naked guys" I said. "Can you both cut it out of it?" Jared said, irritated by our bickering.
