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Driving

"Do you know how to get there?" Cyrus asked.

"Yes," Catherine said. "There's no need for you to navigate for me. And buckle your seatbelt."

Cyrus rolled his eyes, but did as he was told. "You know, back in my day we didn't have seatbelts."

"Uh huh... Yes, well, back in your day cars were a whole lot less safe," Catherine said.

"That's a terrible comeback," Cyrus replied.

"You try and do better, then."

"Then I'd just be insulting myself," Cyrus said.

"That seems to be your problem, not mine," Catherine said.

"Are we almost there yet?" Cyrus asked.

"Yes, we are almost there."

"You drive so slowly."

"I'm going the speed limit," Catherine said.

"My point exactly."

"Do you want us to get pulled over?" Catherine asked.

"They won't pull us over," Cyrus said.

"Let's not chance that."

"Half the people here are speeding."

"So are you saying that just because everyone else is breaking the law, we should, too?"

"Yes!" Cyrus said.

"You're a CIA agent, so you should be setting a positive example."

"This car is stolen," Cyrus said. "It's not like we had much moral standing here anyway."

"And yet, the fact that this car is stolen property just gives us another reason why being pulled over would be a very bad idea."