Catherine attempts to start to teach Trixie how to drive.
"Okay," Catherine said. "We are in America, so you'll be driving on what is objectively the wrong side of the road."
"So... the normal side?" Trixie asked.
"Well, normal for Americans, I suppose. But I thought I had raised you better than to think that."
"And what about all of the other countries that drive on the right side?" Trixie asked.
"We are not currently in them, so why should I think about their inferior driving regulations?" Catherine asked.
"Inferior?"
"Your father's side has had far too much influence on you, I see," Catherine said. "But we can always fix that."
"Well, good start teaching me to drive in a country that drives on the right side of the road," Trixie said.
"I'll work on fixing that starting tomorrow then. At least it's not Cyrus teaching you, or he wouldn't even mention the right side is the wrong side," Catherine said. "But for now let's just focus on not hitting any of the imaginary cars in this parking lot."
"Oh, it is way too late for that," Trixie said, already veering into the painted lines of parking spaces.
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Spy School Oneshot Collection
أدب الهواةA collection of my Spy School oneshots from AO3, featuring Alexander blowing up his kitchen, Erica going to kindergarten, and more.
