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"Right. Alexander. You're the guy who fainted over a paper cut last time you were here."

"Er, yes. But that was a long time ago."

"That was last month."

***

From something where Jawa wasn't leaving the doctoring to the doctors:

"Have you been off reading medical textbooks again?" Mike asked.

"They weren't technically books," Jawa said.

"What do you mean by that?" Mike asked.

"I found some PDFs on Alexander's phone-"

"That's the same thing!" Mike interrupted.

"Actually, this was vaguely illegal..."

Mike sighed. "You are such a nerd."

"I am just trying to prepare for every possibility," Jawa said.

"Yeah, but I think this is overkill," Mike said.

"I don't even know what her blood pressure is," Jawa said.

"Probably through the roof from having to deal with you and your let's go through every single thing that could go wrong here attitude," Mike said.

"Just be glad we're not in the middle ages, or we'd all be dead like ten times over by now," Jawa said.

"I'll be sure to keep that in mind," Mike said.

***

"Nothing like a little human experimentation to start off the day," Erica said.

"She's not serious, is she?" Mike whispered to Ben.

"... I hope she's not," Ben said.

***

"You see," Murray said. "I don't like dying."

"How would you know?" Erica asked. "You've never done it before."

"I'll be telling my lawyers about that comment," Murray said.

***

"No offense, but London sucks," Murray said to Catherine. "I felt like I was going to get infected by some ghost of tuberculosis there. But enough about me. How are you?"

"I would be doing much better if you were back in MI6 custody in London," Catherine said. 

***

"Half the work of solving a problem is identifying it," Erica said.

"Really?" Alexander asked.

"It seemed like something you might respond to."

"I guess it was. I just didn't expect to hear it from you."

"Well, Mom's not here right now," Erica said. "It just feels natural that I would have to step it up in the weird assurances department."

***

"We have to go!" Erica yelled.

"Why?" Mike asked. "Ashley's unconscious, and Joshua left. Plus, I have to go to the bathroom."

"Mike, Joshua didn't leave yet," Ben said.

"Oh. Well, I still have to pee."