UN: It's a shame it's not Valentine's day... We've got even more crush questions! Canada, it's for you this time!
Canada: ...Me?
UN: Please, Canada?
Canada: The thing is, I'd love to be able to date someone... But I'm usually quite busy with the provinces or with Ame, so I don't think I know anyone well enough to properly love them yet...
USA: What do you mean, busy with me?!
Canada: It's not my fault I have to keep apologising for my noisy neighbour.
USA: ...You have betrayed me, Maple. How dare you...?
Canada: That implies I was on your side to begin with!
USA: Why are you so bitter today?!
Canada: MY BIRTHDAY WAS NEARLY A MONTH AGO AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T EVEN SAID 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' TO ME!
USA: Oh... Oops... Um, happy late birthday, bro!
Canada: ...Ame. Get out.
UN: Um... Anyway... No crush?
Canada: Not right now, though I would like to crush America's Marvel figurine collection into the ground, right before his eyes!
USA: NO! Brother, please, have mercy! I'm sorry I forgot your birthday!
Canada: It's too late to apologise. Far too late...
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
