UN: Um... I don't know how I feel about this question... They want to know if she'll leave NATO and join Russia... So, dear reader, if I-
NATO: *bursts down door* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY THEY ASKED?
UN: ...NATO, it's just a question-
NATO: Fine, but I want to see the answer with you for myself.
UN: *sighs*
...
Slovakia: ...Hello, Mr. UN... Why did you call this meeting?
UN: I-
NATO: *coughs*
UN: Alright then, WE have a question...
Slovakia: If it's about that time Italy got food poisoning, it was an accident-
UN: ...You gave Italy food poisoning?
Slovakia: ...nO?
NATO: Moving on... Slovakia, would you ever leave me and join that good-for-nothing commie's-
UN: Firstly, Russia isn't a communist. Secondly, don't be rude, NATO.
Slovakia: You mean... would I ever ally with Rus? I mean, he's my friend and I care about him a lot... He's a fellow Eastern European and we used to be fairly close, I think-
NATO: *glares* Oh really?
UN: Let her finish, Nate.
Slovakia: But... with how the world is, it doesn't feel safe, plus Ukraine is a friend of mine too, even if she isn't a close one... And also America would kill me-
NATO: *glares* Fine. I won't kill you for this. Yet.
UN: NORTH ATLANTIC TREATY ORGANISATION, HOW DARE YOU-
NATO: *leaves*
Slovakia: ...My poor ears-

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FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)