EU: USA?!
USA: Hello, welcome to McD- Oh, hi EU...
EU: You work at McDonald's?!
USA: Only at the weekends... which is good; I kinda hate it here...
EU: I thought you loved McDonald's-
USA: Meh, I prefer KFC... Anyway, what's up?
EU: Why do you treat UN like a child? Or dog, depending?
USA: ...Look, I helped raise that kid, and he's still so sweet and innocent... I know he's an adult, but it's so hard to see him grow up because the more he grows up, the less like that adorable kiddo that used to look up to me for support he'll become... *sniffs* I wanna keep my little baby...
EU: He'll love you more if you let him grow up... Childhood ends eventually Ame, and prolonging it will only damage your relationship...
USA: I know... How is he doing, by the way?
EU: Pretty good, he says he likes staying in my spare room because of 'the nice view of the cemetery across the road'... He's been good! Loves helping out with laundry and stuff... He nearly set the house on fire cooking yesterday, though...
USA: Yeah... Ever since League died, he hasn't had any proper cooking lessons...
EU: I guessed as much-
USA: ...Are you going to order anything?
EU: *gazes around the McDonald's* Nahhh- Bye...
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
