UN: EMERGENCY MEETING!
EU: What is it, UN?
UN: What would you do if a nation died?
EU: Wha- Umm... Mourn for a while?
NATO: Depends on which one. If it was Russia, I'd throw a party. If it was Sir United States, I'd die too.
SCO: And reverse that for me.
NATO: Copycat.
SCO: *angry Russian noises*
Commonwealth of Nations: For once, I agree with EU... Unless it was UK, then you wouldn't see me for days-
African Union: Um... I'd be sad, but life moves on... Again, it depends on who, too.
ASEAN: I'd arrange the funeral. I like planning.
EU: You sound like Germany...
BRICS: I'd just move on, honestly. There's profit to be made, never mind the emotions!
UN: That's... messed up, BRICS-
FBI: *bursts out of the ceiling* OOOH, HAS THERE BEEN A MURDER?
CIA: *jumps through the window* I HAVE THE SPY EQUIPMENT READY-
UN: No, no murder-
NATO: There will be if SCO keeps staring at me like that-
UN: SHUT IT-
...
Anyway, I'd be really upset... I'd hold a special meeting to mourn them and I'd try to comfort the family... You know, to at least try to make something good of it...
-UN
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FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
