Ukraine: UN's gone out to lunch?!
USA: Yeah, he left about a minute ago... Why?
Ukraine: Oh... No reason, just curious... Bye!
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Ukraine: *breaks into UN's office* Sunflower? Here kitty....
Sunflower: Miaow!
Ukraine: Sunny! You're here! I can't see you, though...
Sunflower: *scratches something that sounds like it's on the other side of the office*
Ukraine: Where-? Is that bookcase... *pushes it* ...A secret door! Wait... Is this UN's bedroom?!
Sunflower: Miaow! *brushes up against Ukraine's leg affectionately*
Ukraine: Hello, Sunny! Let's get you home! *picks up the cat*
Sunflower: *hisses, staring over Ukraine's shoulder*
Ukraine: Wha- *turns around*
UN: Put. Her. Down.
Ukraine: SHE'S MY CAT!
UN: BUT I LOVE HER!
Ukraine: I-If you give her back to me, I'll still let her visit you, OK? Just let us go...
UN: *sobs* O-OK... I'm sorry...
Ukraine: Oh, UN... Don't cry! Why don't you get your own cat?
UN: I might, actually! Well... bye... *sniffs*
Ukraine: Bye... Oh and one more thing... *picks up a blue notebook and runs for it with Sunny*
UN: MY DIARY! UKRAINE?!
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)