UN: Hello, Finland! It's a lovely day out!
Finland: It's been raining for three hours.
UN: ...Well yes, but at least it's not icy!
Finland: I like ice. It's sharp, like a dagger. Rain is a soggy disappointment.
UN: ...How are your people the happiest on Earth with that attitude?!
Finland: The sad ones get thrown into Sweden and left to fend for themselves or we sacrifice them to the gods.
UN: ...Was that sarcasm?
Finland: Would that make you feel better?
UN: I- Yes! Obviously!
Finland: Then yes.
UN: ...So, how are you the happiest really, then?
Finland: Whenever I argue with Sweden and Norway, I win, which makes me happy... I talk to Estonia to distract me from my past if I'm upset... I rewatch any sports event where I beat Russia... And also antidepressants-
UN: Sounds about right-
Finland: That reminds me, I need to pick up more from the pharmacy... Bye-
UN: O_O
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FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
