UN: Another crush-related one this time! And it's for you, France! Are you ready?
France: Oui, of course!
UN: In that case, who's your crush?
Canada: ...Maman, is there someone you didn't tell us about?...
France: I've always found Germany adorable-
UK: What about me?!
France: WE ARE DIVORCED.
UK: WE WERE MARRIED WHEN YOU TO MET!
France: WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!
UK: YOU CHEATED ON ME!
UN: Alright, time out, UK!
EU: And no, she didn't.
UK: What?! Time-out?! I won't-
UN: *picks up UK and sits her in time-out*
UK: That's not fair!
France: As I was saying, Germany is adorable! Look at his cute glasses, and his hair smells lovely! After Brex*t, I told him how I felt and he said he loved me too, so we've been together since 2020! Plus, it's much better for EU if her parents are together!
Germany: *intense blushing*
EU: *hugs both France and Germany*
Italy: You two were dating the whole time and you didn't tell me?! I would've made you pasta on all of your dates and planned out the wedding-
Germany: Wedding?! It's a bit early for that, Italy...
France: So you don't love me anymore?!
Germany: Mein Leibe, of course I do, but it's only been three years-
France: ...Fine, but you're sleeping on the sofa.
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
