UN: Hey, USA!
USA: Oh, hi UN! Nice cat!
UN: Thanks! She's mine now!
Ukraine: NO, SHE ISN'T! GIVE HER BACK!
UN: Anyway... Ame, who do you like?
USA: How do you mean?
UN: Like.... 'like' like... y'know!
USA: Oh! You want to know who my favourite person is?
UN: Sort of, I suppose...
USA: Myself, duh!
UN: That's not what I meant, Ame...
USA: You want me to say I hate myself?!
UN: No, of course not, but-
USA: Exactly! So myself!
UN: That's not-
Ukraine: I FOUND YOU! NOW, GIVE ME THE CAT!
UN: NOOOO!
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)