Estonia: *minding her own business, watching Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares*
Sweden: ESTONIA!
Estonia: AAAH! ...Why are you in my house?!
Sweden: We need to finish our conversation.
Estonia: Yes, but how did you get in here?!
Sweden: The window, duh.
Finland: Anyway-
Estonia: You too?
Sweden: And we brought Norway this time.
Norway: Hi. It's good to be here.
Estonia: ...What the f-
Finland: ANYWAY, why do you still want to join us?
Norway: We set fire to our house.
Estonia: Is that relevant to anything, Norway?
Norway: Nope.
Sweden: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Estonia: My answer hasn't changed since last time-
Sweden: You can be our friend without joining, though...
Finland: Like Australia and NATO.
Sweden: DON'T TALK ABOUT NATO! *sulks*
Estonia: This is madness...
Norway: This? Madness? This is a normal day compared to yesterday!
Estonia: Should I ask about yesterday?
Finland: Don't.
Sweden: Are you sure you want to join us out of everyone?
Norway: You already have the Baltics.
Sweden: And I'm sure the Eastern Bloc like you-
Estonia: Are you saying you don't like me?!
Finland: No!
Sweden: Kind of, yes.
Finland: SHUT UP, SWEDEN.
Sweden: *shrugs* Honesty is the best policy.
Norway: You only like her for the vodka, let's be honest, Fin.
Finland: IT'S A VALID REASON!
Estonia: ...I- Is that it? You all hate me?
Norway: 'Hate' is a strong word...
Sweden: We don't like you, though.
Estonia: *blinking back tears* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, THEN!
Sweden: Ok, bye Miss Grumpy! *pulls himself through the window, Norway not far behind*
Finland: Eesti?
Estonia: What?
Finland: I do like you... As a friend, not a vodka-dispenser... don't tell my brothers.
Estonia: Really? You do?! *hugs him*
Finland: Of course! ...But do you have any vodka?
Estonia: ...Alright, get a bottle from the fridge, then get out!
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Hayran KurguHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
