One week later...
UN: Welcome to this week's World Meeting! Today, I have a presentation about sportsmanship, as requested by Mr. Olympics! We will begin by discussing the recent sporting events that you have been involved in! Can anyone name one? Hands up to answer!
NATO: They're not five-
UN: Hands up, NATO!
NATO: But-
UN: HANDS. UP. NATO.
Russia: *puts his hand up* I can think of one!
UN: Yes, Russia?
Russia: That time we were playing hockey and America SLICED MY LEG OPEN!
USA: THAT WASN'T NY FAULT!
Russia: YOU SHOULD'VE STOPPED!
USA: YOU SHOULD'VE AVOIDED THE STONE!
Russia: THE STONE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE!
Germany: *nervous sweating*
Olympics: ...The matter of the stone has been suitably dealt with, Mr. Russia.
Russia: Dealt with?! How?!
Germany: Cleaning toilets...
USA: *trying to withhold his laughter*
Germany: ...with a toothbrush. For three weeks.
USA: *bursts out laughing*
Poland: *chokes on his water*
NATO: Is that necessary, Mr. Olympics?
Olympics: Would you like to help him?
NATO: ...No.
Olympics: Then I advise you keep quiet.
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UN: So... on with the PowerPoint?
Poor Germany...
Also, USA laughed at my PowerPoint! It took me hours to put together! Especially since I needed to find a vibrant yellow background so the people at the back could see the blue font! I wish he'd appreciate my efforts sometimes...
But... There's something about Germany cleaning toilets that's just hilarious for no reason...
-United Nations
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FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
