UN: USA, it's for you!
USA: Cool! Is it a good one?
UN: It's interesting... I'd like to know the answer too...
USA: So what is it?
UN: Why are you so protective of me? Why do you treat me like a child?
USA: Cuz you're my little baby, Union!
UN: I'M 28, AND WE'RE NOT RELATED!
USA: But I helped you grow up and I showed you how to become a proper organisation... I still look after you and I make sure you're not grumpy by sending you to naptime and bedtime, so you make less mistakes! Where would you be without me, hmm?
UN: ...I have my friends to look after me.
USA: And who introduced you to them?
UN: You...
USA: Exactly. You're still in need of my support, eh kid?
UN: ...Are you gaslighting me?
USA: Would I do that?!
UN: Yes.
USA: After everything I've done for you...
UN: I'm moving back to Austria.
USA: No, you're not. Go to bed.
UN: It's only 4:30-
USA: You're getting tired and grumpy. Bed.
UN: NO!
USA: BEDTIME, OR YOU'RE GROUNDED!
UN: ...Fine.
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
