[Once again, I would like to apologise for my terrible French-
And no offence to anyone from Russia reading this, it's not to be taken seriously!]
WHO: Mr. Canada is awake.
USA: Good! Do you think he's going to be OK?!
WHO: Yes, but his recovery may take some time...
UN: Can we see him?
WHO: Immediate family can, yes. And you, of course, Mr. UN.
USA: Let's go, then!
UN: What about Russia? Can we take him with us too?
Russia: What?! Me? Why would I go?
UN: To apologise!
Russia: He hit me first, remember!
USA: Yeah, 'hit', not 'attempted to kill'! My brother has been in hospital in a coma for three days because of you!
Belarus: Rus... Maybe they're right... Apologising is the least you can do...
Russia: No, Bela, the least I can do is nothing and that's my plan. Don't start telling me what I should and shouldn't be doing.
Belarus: Of course... I'm sorry, brother...
UN: Russia, you're being horrible now! Stop, p-pleale... *sniffs*
EU: RUSSIA, YOU'RE MAKING UN CRY! DO AS HE ASKS OR ELSE I'LL-
UN: E-EU, it's fine, don't do anything violent...
USA: No, it isn't fine whatsoever! Russia, apologise to Canada right now!
Russia: Fine, but only because UN is being a crybaby and it's annoying me.
UN: S-Sorry...
EU: DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT LITTLE ****, YOU DESERVE BETTER TREATMENT THAN THAT! HONESTLY, RUSSIA'S JUST A LITTLE, *****, YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE A SINGLE **** ABOUT HIM! REALLY, I-
Germany: EUROPEAN UNION, IF YOU KEEP ON USING LANGUAGE LIKE THAT, YOU'LL BE GROUNDED UNTIL ONE OF US DIES!
EU: Sorry, Vater...
Belgium: Erm... bit extreme, Germany?
Germany: Nein. It's just discipline, it's fine... I think...
****
USA: Canada! Hey, bud! I've missed you!
UK: How are you feeling, Maple?
Canada: Hi... I'm OK thanks, but my head hurts a lot...
Australia: Want some lemonade? I bought some from the petrol station on the way over!
Canada: I do, but WHO only lets me have water...
New Zealand: Well, don't worry, you'll be out soon enough! Then you can have all the lemonade in the world!
Canada: I hope so! Oh, and where's Maman gone?
UK: France? Oh, she'll be here soon, she's just-
France: *nearly busts down the door* Mon cheri! Canada, ça va?!
Canada: Salut, Maman.... Ça va un peu mal... mais, il y a la poutine ici!
UK: Um...
USA: English, please?
France: You get poutine? In a hospital?!
Canada: Yeah... It's not very good, though... Too cheap-tasting for me, but better than nothing!
France: I'm sorry I was late, dear! I was buying you flowers from the gift shop across the street!
Canada: Thanks, Maman! They're beautiful! I love roses!
New Zealand: Want me and Aussie to get a vase for them?
USA: Oh, yes! And we'll find water to put in it! Right, Mom?
UK: Wha- Oh, yes! Yes, we will!
France: ...And I'll go to the... toilet!
Canada: Um... What...?
Russia: They're trying to leave me alone with you.
UN: And me!
Russia: ...And the annoyance.
Canada: Oh. You're here, Russia.
UN: Me too, Canada! I came to see you as well!
Canada: Hi, UN, thank you! How are you doing?
UN: I'm great, thanks! My wings are still dropping feathers like crazy, though... Want some?
Canada: Er... Sure...?
UN: Yay, I knew you'd like to have some! They're the fluffiest in the world, you'll love them! *hands Canada a clump of feathers*
Canada: ...Thanks, UN!
UN: Now it's your turn to speak to him, Russia!
Russia: Fine. He wants me to say-
UN: Russia...?
Russia: This is why nobody likes you, UN.
UN: I... Please just do it properly...
Russia: Idiot.
UN: R-Rus? *actually crying now*
Russia: ...OK, fine, whatever. Canada, I'm sorry for defending myself against your hit, as I was left no choice but to do-
UN: Russia... P-Please do this properly!
Russia: He wants me to say I was was wrong, but I wasn't, so I won't.
UN: P-Please... R-Russia, just b-be nice for once in your l-life...
Russia: No, I'm fine the way I am.
Canada: What, emotionally abusive and overly defensive about everything?
Russia: SHUT UP OR I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT AGAIN!
UN: You know what, EU was right. Russia, sometimes you're a... a real ****! There, I said it!
Canada: Leave, Russia.
Russia: Finally...
T-That didn't end too well... I wish Russia liked me... That's not important, though; it's Canada's injury that really matters.... I'm glad he's going to be OK...
-United Nations
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