Belarus: EMERGENCY UNITED NATIONS MEETING!
UN: Um... Why...?
Kazakhstan: Russia is crying in the bathroom...
Belarus: ...because someone stole his ushanka...
UN: The fluffy Russian hat thingy?!
Kazakhstan: ...which used to belong to our father.
Belarus: And yes, it's the fluffy Russian hat thingy.
Russia: *pushes open the door, face still damp with tears*
UN: Hello, Russia... Wait, nice hair!
Belarus: He uses that posh L'Oréal shampoo-
Russia: USA, give it back!
USA: I don't have it! Why would I?!
Russia: *stares at him, eventually nodding and backing away* NATO?!
NATO: I don't have your stupid hat! Who wants a Soviet ushanka anyway? I bet it smells of vodka-
Russia: IT'S NOT STUPID!
Belarus: But it is a hat, so you get half a mark!
NATO: ...
Kazakhstan: ...
UN: ...
Russia: Anyway- UKRAINE! GIVE IT!
Ukraine: Why would I want Dad's hat?! He was horrible to me!
Russia: FINE! WHOEVER HAS IT, JUST GIVE IT BACK!
*silence*
Russia: FINE! I give up... *runs off to the bathroom, crying again*
***
NATO: Give it back to him...
EU: I can't, my dog ate it!
UN: EU?! YOU GOT A DOG AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!
NATO: That's not- We have bigger issues, people!
EU: Meh, Russia will get over it-
Russia, don't kill EU... I don't want to clear up another body...
-United Nations
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