UN: Soo... Pets? I have two cats: Snowflake and Sunflower!
Ukraine: SUNFLOWER IS MY CAT, YOU THIEF!
Germany: I have a German Shepherd called Wulf!
UK: I have- *pulls out list* Annie, Bella, Jack, Freddie and Rosa the corgies; Lucy the tabby cat; Peggie the unicorn; and Sandra the grass snake!
UN: I see where Aussie gets it from-
France: I have Pearl and Emilie the cats!
Aussie: *breathes in* I have Stuart the tarantula, Joseph and Josephine the koalas and their mother Sheila, Polly the parrot, John the kangaroo, Steve the wombat, Alan the meerkat...
UN: Aussie, we don't have all day here...
Aussie: Lana the iguana, Jane the snail, Oliver the woodlouse...
Poland: I have a pet rock! He's called Claudius Wojtek III!
UN: Erm... OK, Poland...?
EU: I have UN-
UN: Oh good for yo- Wait. EU?!
EU: I feed you, take you for walks, give you hugs, let you share my house... You're basically a pet, let's be honest here-
UN: *sad nodding*
USA: I have an eagle called Sam!
Mexico: ...and I have an eagle called Dario!
UN: Is that it?
UK: No, but everyone else is asleep-
UN: Oh... :,(
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
