Does Taiwan Want Back The Mainland?

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UN: ...And the next one is for Taiwan!

China: Seriously?!

UN: Yes. Please wait your turn, China.

China: Hmph.

UN: Anyway, Taiwan, would you ever want back control over the mainland?

Taiwan: If I could, I would. It is rightfully mine-

China: Liar! It's rightfully mine!

Taiwan: -and it would be great to help end communism! But, with things as they are, I'm pretty lucky to still exist, so I'm not in much of a position to make the mainland democratic...

China: Weakling!

Taiwan: At least I have real friends and allies who will protect me!

China: I have powerful allies, too! How dare you argue with me! Right, Russia? Brazil? Anyone from BRICS?

BRICS: Don't drag me into this, I just want to trade stuff...

China: SCO?

SCO: Of course, Mr. China! There are many of us that stand with you!

NATO: 'Many'? Keep dreaming, there are only nine of you!

SCO: Are you questioning me, NATO?!

NATO: I am, yes.

UN: Alright! No more arguing! SCO, NATO, China, wait outside until you calm down! Taiwan has answered his question, your input isn't needed, thank you! You three ought to be ashamed of yourselves!

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