I'm drinking tea as I'm writing this lol-
UN: Hello again, UK!
UK: Nothing else about the empire. Please, I'm begging you...
UN: It's not about that dumpster-fire of death you created, no.
UK: That is the most America-like thing you've said in a long time... *sips tea*
UN: *gazes at UK's cup*...Why do you love tea so much?
UK: It's so nice and warm and tastes amazing! It is a really reassuring taste, I find... And it can be used in warfare! What's not to love?
UN: It can WHAT?
UK: Well, if you drug it it can be used for war, but that's a different story-
But tea... tea is amazing, providing you make it properly! And it can be adjusted to however you like it! Just add milk and sugar!
UN: What's your favourite flavour? Mine's mint!
UK: WHAT?! That cold stuff you get in America is not real tea! Herbal teas that are given to you when you get a cold (like chamomile and lemon) - those are teas! The stuff from China, Japan and Turkiye is tea! Earl Grey and English Breakfast are teas! Sweet teas are most definitely not!
UN: But...
UK: You've offended me.
UN: I-
UK: Goodbye forever, traitor!
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FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
