UN: UK, you can get out of the Time-Out Corner now; we have a question for you!
UK: Finally! What's the question?
UN: We know who France's favourite child is now... Who's yours?
UK: America, obviously.
Canada: What... Why?
UK: He is a strong nation, he's my closest ally, he's never tried to leave the Commonwealth-
Australia: He was never a member, though...
UK: Exactly! Which means he's never tried to leave!
EU: Are you really the right person to be preaching about leaving, Britain?
UK: That... That was different! They want to leave the Commonwealth to become republics for some reason, I left you because I just find you extremely annoying.
Ireland: Yesterday you told me you missed her, though-
UK: Ireland!
Ireland: Well?
EU: Aw, you miss me, UK? Want back your membership?
UK: NO!
They didn't exactly stick to the topic, did they? Oh well... UK's favourite is USA, France's favourite is EU...
Sorry they ended up discussing Brex*t, they get quite carried away sometimes...
Have a lovely day!
-United Nations
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FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
