UN: Your turn, Russia!
Russia: Fine. What is it?
UN: Who's your crush?
Russia: What?! I don't-
Belarus: Russia... Tell the truth, brother...
Russia: I-I don't know what you're talking about, Bela!
Belarus: Fine. I will, then. His problem is, he has two-
Russia: SHUT UP!
Belarus: -and both are against his policies, and one of them hates him.
Russia: BELARUS! One more word and I'll-
Kazakhstan: It's China and America.
USA: *spits out pepsi*
China: *falls off of chair*
Russia: I HATE BOTH OF YOU.
Belarus and Kazakhstan: *die laughing*
Russia left after that... It's been a week and nobody has seen him. Belarus said not to worry, though.
-United Nations
[OK, I don't actually ship Russia with either of them, just to make it clear. This is basically just satire, lol.
-Snow]
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FanficHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
