UN: As we're here... Russia wants to know what you think of him?
China: He's a strong ally and very intelligent... Perhaps a little idiotic at times, though... but he's the closest thing to a friend I have...
UN: That's sad... UK?
UK: Too cold and worryingly tall.
UN: O...K..?
USA: Nah. He was nice as a kid, but after his dad died, he inherited the title of World's Biggest Butthole so-
UN: And moving on from that one, Ame-
Canada: He was OK, but then he started going through his 'invasion phase', let's call it and that sorta ruined our friendship. I'd hope we can make up someday, though... Oh, and he's only 2nd best at hockey!
Belarus: My turn! He's my brother! I love him! I like embarrassing him too, but he's my best friend and I hate when he's sad...
Georgia and Ukraine: ...Just no-
UN: Germany?
Germany: I... um... He's good for supplying fuel and we used to be good friends, but we don't get along anymore, sadly...
UN: Is that everyone?
USA: Yeah, everyone else is busy or asleep... Oh, South Africa told me to say she's his friend as well-
UN: Alright, then! If that's it, I'll be off having my dinner, then!
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FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
