Joke #1

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Author's Note: I suggest first watching the video.

All: Big cake, round cake, right in front of me. Who do think this cake could be?

Sasha: Hot potato, baked potato

Mikasa: No, it's not me. I'm just an overprotective raspberry. That big, round cake is too short, don't you know? Could the cake be Levi?

Levi: No, not me. I'm the juicy apple you shitty brats. That big, round cake is messy, can't you see? Is the cake you, Eren?

Eren: No, it's not me, captain! I am the cheese. This big, round cake is whining you see? Could the cake be Armin?

Armin: Eh, n-no. Not me. I... I'm the pumpkin, full of seeds. This big, round cake looks sweeter than sweet. Could the cake be Hangi?

Hangi: No, it's not me. I'm the melon, don't you see? When you slice the melon it will bring you sweet dreams.

All: So why is the dream so bitter of late? Cause the titan's dream is the one on the plate. It's so plump it's gonna taste great!

Erwin: *walks in, sees this, and STAAAAAARE*

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