Sasha: Connie, what is this?
Connie: It's a fruitcake.
Sasha: You mean to tell me, that this dense log of pain...... is a cake?
Connie: Yeah. Have you tried it?
Sasha: I feel like I could bludgeon a titan with this thing.
Connie: Please don't.
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Sasha: Connie, what is this?
Connie: It's a fruitcake.
Sasha: You mean to tell me, that this dense log of pain...... is a cake?
Connie: Yeah. Have you tried it?
Sasha: I feel like I could bludgeon a titan with this thing.
Connie: Please don't.