Fruitcake (Joke #76)

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Sasha: Connie, what is this?

Connie: It's a fruitcake.

Sasha: You mean to tell me, that this dense log of pain...... is a cake?

Connie: Yeah. Have you tried it?

Sasha: I feel like I could bludgeon a titan with this thing.

Connie: Please don't.

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