Levi: Erwin, I believe I've earned a raise.
Erwin: I'm sorry Levi, but you know we have a tight budget.
Levi: *unbuttons shirt a little* Are you sure because... *sexy pose* I think I've earned it. *wink*
Erwin: *nosebleed* Here. *hands Levi money*
Levi: Hmmmm, I'm starting to like having breast. *smirks*
Later during the evening
Levi: Eren, I want you you to be my pillow tonight.
Eren: But captain, aren't woman supposed sleep separate from men?
Levi: My room is on the male side, so no one will mind.
Eren: Well, I'm not sure-
Levi: You're going to leave a lady alone? *unbuttons shirt* I thought you were better than that, Eren.
Eren: Uh, actually... Armin, you can turn your nightlight on yourself tonight, right?
Armin: But if I get out of bed in the dark the titan in the closet will get me!!!
Eren: Well, it was nice knowing you, Armin. *walks to Levi's room*
