Codenames (Joke #100)

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The last laugh is finally here. How sad. Thank you all for the votes and comments! I love you all and keep on reading!

Erwin: From now on we'll be referring to each other with codenames. I, am Eagle One. Levi is Mini Titan. Hang-

Levi: I never agreed to that.

Erwin: Are we really going to argue about this now?

Levi: . . .

Erwin: Now then, Hangi is *sigh* I can't believe I saying this, Sugar Tits. Eren is Big Mama-Jama. Mikasa will be Busty Asia Beauty. Armin is Coconut. The rest of you, I could care less.

Jean: Then I'll be-

Eren: You can be Horse-face.

Connie: Call me Sugar Daddy.

Sasha: Cool! From now on I'm-

Erwin: Oh, Braus, we already have a name for you.

Sasha: Oh no.

Erwin: Potato Girl.

Sasha: I AM SO SICK OF BEING DEFINED BY THAT ONE POTATO! People say, "Sasha loves potatoes. That's all she ever eats!" WELL I EAT LOTS OF THINGS!

Erwin: . . . How about Gluttony?

Sasha: Ooo, I like it!

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