Eren is locked in a dungeon will soon be on trial.
Eren: Ugh... W-where am I? *sees Erwin and Levi* GASP! Oh, my wha? It's Commander Erwin and Captain Levi! I am like, your guys' biggest fan! I've wanted to join the Recon Corp every sense I was a little kid!
Erwin: It's the Surveycon Legionment.
Eren: What?
Erwin: You see, people were calling us all different kinds of names. Scout Regiment, Survey Corp, Recon Corp, Scouting Legion. So I had the brilliant idea to put them into one name.
Levi: Which I never agreed to.
Erwin: Well, then it's too bad you're not commander of the Surveycon Legionment.
Levi: You pig.
Eren: Hey, anyway, can get your autographs?
Levi: Sure.
Eren: Nice.
Levi: Yeah, it'll look great on your grave after you're exacuted.
Eren: ............
Levi: Cause you're on trial, Jeager.
Eren: Wha? What did I do?
Erwin: That won't be important if you accept the deal we're offering you.
Eren: Which is?
Erwin: Well, we- Uh you would- eh the Surveycon Legionment.... I'm trying to figure out the best way to phrase this.
Levi: You will legally become property of the Scout Regiment an-
Erwin: Surveycon Legionment.
Levi: Not calling it that.
Erwin: You're no fun.
Levi: *sigh* You will become property of us and will be under my constant supervision.
Eren: Captain Levi. Yes! Let's do it! I like this plan!
Erwin: Just to clarify, you will legally become property of the Surveycon Legionment. Literally a slave.
Eren: I'm still in.
SILENCE
Levi: Listen, Eren you're cute, but you're not my type.
Eren: What? No, no. It's nothing like that. You're my hero, to work with you it's just an honor.
Levi: Ugh, I don't know how, but that sounds so much worse.
