I don't know and don't care who spread the rumor of, 'The Scout's First Annual Talent Show', but it will not be happening. That is because of two reasons. One: None of you have any talent. Two: Not a single one of you would survive for next year's talent show. Meaning, every flier needs to be taken down and late night practice stops immediately. I would rather have diarrhea laddled into my ear then have to listen to Jean's opera performance one more time. Face it Kirstein, you sound like a dying cat in heat. Eren, shouting so loud that your throat bleeds is not a talent, and is more likely a mental condition if you're doing it purposely. I also don't see how eating seven baked potatoes in less than thirty seconds is a talent either, unless I'm missing something Sasha. And the thought of even one of you dancing makes me so sick I'm tempted to use one of these blades as a pain killer.
Sincerely, Captain Levi
