Eren: I've got the key, so why don't you let me into your basement?
Levi: Your clothes are dirty, take them off.
Armin: I was, I am, and I remain a lover. Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to you.
Jean: Are you Marco? Cause you're my other half.
Connie: Let me be the Wall Sina to your Wall Maria. Deep inside you.
Reiner: You can call me the armored titan, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Berthold: The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
Erwin: I'm the commander of the Scout Regiment, and my next mission is to explore you.