Jean: Hey, Armin, What's Eren's problem?
Armin: What do you mean?
Jean: I was asking if he wanted to borrow my copy of The Notebook, but he flipped out on me.
Armin: *looks around* *gulp* That's because...... Eren can't read.
Jean: Well, what about the plan yesterday?
Armin: Never even looked at it.
Jean: *sweat* So your saying that humanity's last hope is-
Armin: Illiterate.
Jean: Oh merciful Sina, HELP US!
