Eren: Are you a titan? Because if so I'm going to slaughter you and everyone like you.
Armin: You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I swear we had chemistry. *wink* And Eren that is not a pick up line.
Jean: Would you sleep with a stranger? No? Well then hi, I'm Jean.
Marco: Will you be the death and despair to my Shingeki No Kyojin?
Connie: My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Reiner: I'm going to eat you out like a titan.
Berthold: That wall's not the only thing I'm gonna wreck tonight.
Levi: Your lips look dirty. Want me to clean them for you?
Erwin: You're like the world outside. Beautiful, mysterious, and I wanna be all over you.
Eren: Let me try this again..... Are you a titan? Because you're hot, like THE FLAMES OF HELL FROM WHERE YOU CAME! YOU ASSHOLES ATE MY MOM!
