Levi: Eren, come sit with me.
Eren: Eh, yes, captain.
Levi: *drinks some wine from a fancy cup*
Eren: What are you drinking, captain?
Levi: Wine.
Eren: Can I have some, please?
Levi: Alright. *pours Eren some wine* Here.
Eren: *sips the wine* EWWWWW! *sips out wine* That taste TERRIBLE!
Levi: You're making a mess, Eren.
Eren: Uh, sorry. But why would you drink this?
Levi: Not for the taste.
Eren: I don't want anymore.
Levi: Too bad. You're not wasting that wine, and I'm not drinking after you. So drink.
Eren: Is that an order?
Levi: Yes.
Eren: *stares at cup*
Levi: Do you want me to help you with that?
Eren: I'm afraid that if I said yes you'd hurt me, so I'm gonna say no. *plugs nose and chugs the wine* Uhhhhh... I feel dizzy.
Levi: You obviously can't handle your alcohol.
Eren: YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOU ALCOHOL!! *stands up* I'M LEAVING!! I'M GOING TO GO KILL THE TITANS!!!
Levi: Eren, you're staying here. With me.
Eren: Okay. *lays head on Levi's lap* You're so cool, captain.
Levi: Do you really think so, Eren?
Eren: Of course! I mean, your humanity's strongest! That makes you SUPER COOL.
Levi: If that's the case, then marry me, Eren.
Eren: Yeah, okay. But who's last name are we gonna take? Cause I don't think you have one. People are just like, 'Look there's, Levi!' *points left* And then people are like, 'Hey, Eren!' *points right* Or 'Hey, Jaeger!' *spins and falls onto the floor where he falls asleep*
