The Scout Regiment is on an expedition outside of the walls. They have entered the forest of big ass trees when they stop to rest.
Sasha: *taking a poop in the woods*
When suddenly a titans emerges from the woods.
Sasha: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *runs as she tries to wipe her butt*
Eren: What was that?
Sasha: *comes running out the forest, titan behind her and butt in the breeze as she struggles to pull up her pants*
Levi: *kills the titan* Sasha.
Sasha: Yes captain?
Levi: Go clean your filthy ass after you pull up your pants.
