Who wants Gay Boyfriend 3? Comment if you do!
Jean: Hey, I'm Jean and my talent is-
Eren: HIS TALENT IS BEING A DICKLESS, HORSE-FACED, DOUCHE BAG!
Jean: SHUT IT EREN!
Judges (Hangi/Levi/Erwin): 3. 1. 1.
Mikasa: I'm Mikasa Ackerman, my talent is slicing into men's hearts from back with such intensity that they can't scream in agony. I'm also the equivalent to 100 soliders.
Judges: Hangi: *happy* 4. Levi: Tch. 2. Erwin: 5.
Connie: I'm Connie the Amazingly Sexy Springer.
Sasha: And I'm Sasha Blouse.
Both: And our talent is eating all the Scout's food supplies!
Judges: Hangi: That's a lot of potatoes. 3. Levi: You brats drank my tea. 0. Erwin: SOMEONE ARREST THESE THIEVES IMMEDIATELY!
Berthold: I'm Berthold Hoover.
Reiner: And I'm Rei-
Erwin: SERIOUSLY! WHY AREN'T THESE KIDS BEING INCARSERATED!
Hangi: LET THE BOYS SPEAK!
Eren: I'm Eren Jeager and this is my talent! *gonna bite thumb*
Hangi: DO IT! 8!
Levi: 11. *blush*
Erwin: WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE!? Am I the only sane one here? And Levi, you can't give him an 11!
Levi: But those abs deserve it.
Eren: *transform*
Reiner: Ugh, Eren you stole our talent!
Berthold: Maybe we could-
Reiner: Now we have to think of something else to do.
Berthold: Well, I've got an id-
Reiner: I just don't know what we're gonna do!
Berthold: REINER! For once in your life, shut your mouth you walking muscle! And trust me. WE ARE REINER AND BERTHOLD! AND WE ARE GONNA SALSA DANCE!
Reiner/Berthold: *salsa dances*
Judges: Hangi: Ugh..... Levi: 5. Erwin: 6.
Ymir: I'm Ymir and this is Christa. Our talent is being really gay for each other.
Judges: Hangi: Awww. 6. Levi: Eh. 4. Erwin: 7.5. *shrug*
Armin: *sigh* My name is Armin Arlert. My talent is having massive eyebrow game. Also feeling useless and depressed. I have secret shota powers and I'm really good at long speeches. I'm actually a gifted strategist, but am too bummed to do anything with that ability. I'm orphaned. Currently am-
Levi: Okay, weird eyebrow kid wins as long as you stop talking.
Hangi/Erwin: Agreed.
