Levi: *walks into the mess hall, soaking wet and in a towel*
Everyone: *stare*
Eren: *nosebleed* Heichou!
Levi: To whoever took my uniform while I was showering, I don't care what gender you are. When I am through with you you'll wish I had just let the titans eat you. I plan to slowly cut off pieces of your body with the dullest blade I can find, and then infect them so they fester and are in constant, agonizing pain. Cutting and cutting until there's nothing left. A slow, horrible death is what you will suffer for taking my uniform!
Jean: It was Connie!
Connie: *RUNS*
