Levi: Get off the floor, Eren.
Eren: No.
Levi: Now, Eren.
Eren: Fine. *rubs eyes* Wait... Is this.... a ring? Why am I wearing a ring?
Levi: Because we're married.
Eren: We're not MARRIED.
Levi: *shows Eren his hand*
Eren: Oh, my gosh! What happened last night?
Eren: So, do you wanna get married right now? Because I do! Let's go find Erwin. I bet he's the kinda guy that can marry us. Come on. *takes Levi's hand and walks to Erwin's office*
Eren: Oh, no! Mikasa's gonna kill me!
Levi: Don't worry Eren, I'll never let that happen.
Eren: Captain, you're creeping me out.
Levi: I'll never let anything happen to you. *hugs Eren*
