May I Have This Dance (Joke #82)

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Eren: Captain, tonight the Scout's are having a dance and I was wondering if you'd wanna go with me.

Levi: Okay, brat.

Eren: Great! I'll see you tonight. Oh, and be sure to wear dancing shoes.

Levi: *looks at feet and then at Eren as he walks away* Hmmm.

Later that evening

Eren: *sees Levi* Captain! Hey I- He's..... taller than me.

Levi: What is it brat?

Eren: *looks down* *SHOCK* He's wearing heels!

Levi: Don't say anything, let's just dance.

Eren: Captain, you're adorable.

Levi: Shut it.

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