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Fruitcake 3 (Joke #78)

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Levi: Springer, where did Braus get that fruit cake?

Connie: I made it for her.

Levi: Can you make me one?

Connie: Captain, please don't use it to kill titans.

Levi: If you don't make me that fruit cake, I will make you scrub the shitty bathrooms for the foreseeable future.

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