Eren's Jacket (Joke #27)

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Levi: *cleaning when he finds Eren's uniform jacket* *smells the piece of clothing* This is Eren's... I'll go give it to him. *walks to Eren's room* Uh, what do I say? 'Here's your jacket, Eren.' No, that's too formal. 'Hey, Eren! I found your jacket! Here you are.' What the hell is wrong with me? I'm not Mikasa. *paces as he thinks* 'Eren! WHASSUP!?' Ugh, sounds like I'm on drugs or something. 'Oi, Eren, I found your jacket, but I'll only give it to you if you go out with me.' Yeah, that sounds good. *gets ready to open door, but first smells the jacket one more time* Ah, it smells so good. Do I have to give it back? Maybe I could just kee-

Eren: Oh, hi Captain. Is that my jacket?

Levi: Yes it is, Eren, an-

Eren: Thank you so much for finding it, Captain! I've been looking everywhere for it! *kisses Levi on the cheek*

Levi: ...........

Hangi: Eren, I've got some experiments I need your help with!

Eren: Coming!

Levi: *faint*

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