Fact #1: Erwin doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Fact #2: Erwin walked to be Commander, he didn't have to run.
Fact #3: The sun doesn't rise until Erwin does too.
Fact #4: Erwin doesn't taste the rainbow. The rainbow taste him.
Fact #5: Erwin was once struck by lighting, and that's why lightning never strikes the same place twice. . . because he's looking for it.
