Fact #1: When Isayama wear Sex Panther cologne a 100% of the time, it works every time.
Fact #2: What happens when an immovable object meets Isayama? The object runs away.
Fact #3: Isayama can cut through a knife with butter.
Fact #4: Every time Isayama publishes a volume of Attack on Titan, thousands of fangirls implode.
Fact #5: If the anime hadn't been titled, Attack on Titan, Isayama would of had it titled, Attack on the Female Reproduction System.
