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I Broke Him (Joke #39)

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Levi: If you wanna get eaten and turned into titan shit go ahead, but don't endanger the lives of your squad members, four eyes!

Hangi: Actually, titans don't shit. They don't have the bowels or internal organs to do so.

Levi: *drops Hangi* *falls face first into the ground*

Eren: HEICHOU!! What did you DO HANGI!?!?

Hangi: I just broke him is all.

Eren: Y-you broke him?

Hangi: Yes. I think he wants to laugh, but he hasn't in so long that his brain just shuts down.

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