Fact #1: Eren grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Fact #2: Eren is the pain in your butt.
Fact #3: We all dream of perfection, but perfection dreams of Eren.
Fact #4: The translation of Eren Jeager is the same in 150 languages: Pain
Fact #5: The reason these are facts and not jokes is because Eren Jeager is no joke.
