Fact #1: The Colossal Titan didn't break the wall, Levi sneezed.
Fact #2: When Levi tells time, time obeys.
Fact #3: The Armored Titan checks under his bed for Captain Levi.
Fact #4: Levi wins at rock, paper, scissors everytime by only using paper.
Fact #5: Hangi: Did you know Levi singlehandedly stopped the breach in Wall Rose? Eren: But Wall Rose was never breached. Hangi: Exactly.
