Levi, Hangi, and Erwin are having a meeting.
Hangi: Ugh, I haven't taken a proper dump in days.
Levi: What's wrong? Will the crap just not come out?
Hangi: Yeah! I push and push, but zero crap.
Erwin: What?
Levi: Maybe one of your titans crawled up your butt.
Hangi: I'd think I'd know from the steam that'd be coming out my butt. Would you check for me, Levi?
Levi: If I pull it out does it count as a titan kill?
Hangi: Not unless the cramped conditions of my bowels crushed it to death already.
Levi: Nah, it'd be the smell that kills it. Your butt isn't that small, shitty glasses.
Erwin: Are you kidding me?
Hangi: I knew you've been staring at my butt, Le-
Erwin: FOR THE SAKE OF MARIA!!! Can you two GO FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT YOUR ASSES AND THE CRAPS YOU TAKE?!?!?! I feel like a GLORIFIED BABYSITTER for having to say this!!!!
Levi: .... *sips tea*
Hangi: ........... Guess I'm not the only one with something up my butt.
Levi: *choke*
